Okay, hear me out. You ever look at your dog and think, “You’ve got to be more than just a good boy”? Like... what if your pup had a whole Myers-Briggs personality type? Yeah, I know it sounds silly—but it kind of tracks when you really think about it.
Let’s lean into the weird and see what kind of human personality your furry weirdo might have.
Take This Super Scientific Quiz (Not Really, But It’s Fun)
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Someone new walks through the door. Your dog:
A) Casually hides behind your legs and just stares. Like, suspiciously.
B) Runs up like this is their long-lost best friend. Belly-up, tongue out.
C) One bark. Maybe a second. They’ve established dominance—moving on.
D) Immediately bolts around the room in turbo mode. You’ve lost control.
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At the dog park, they’re:
A) Chilling alone, maybe sniffing grass like it’s way more interesting than dogs.
B) Everyone’s favorite. They make five new friends in 10 minutes.
C) Low-key monitoring the chaos. No funny business on their watch.
D) Causing said chaos. Leaping, sprinting, wrestling—no chill.
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When you try to teach a new trick:
A) They study you like you’re teaching calculus.
B) They look at you like, “I just want to make you proud.”
C) Their attention span is toast unless you’ve got chicken.
D) They kind of do their own version of the trick. Close enough.
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Lazy Sunday afternoon, what’s their vibe?
A) Personal space. Do not disturb.
B) Curled up next to you, snoring.
C) Laying on the windowsill, guarding the world.
D) Zipping around the house for no reason at all at 3:52 p.m. sharp.
Results: So, What’s Your Dog’s “Type”?
Mostly A’s: The Thinker
They’re low-key geniuses. Quiet, calculated, probably judging you just a little. If they could talk, they’d definitely use big words. (Think INTJ, INTP vibes.)
Mostly B’s: The Sweetheart
Affectionate, tuned-in, and all about vibes. Their entire personality is love. You’ve got yourself an ENFP, INFJ, or ENFJ type.
Mostly C’s: The Supervisor
They take their job (whatever that is) very seriously. You might not have hired them as house security, but they showed up anyway. Totally ESTJ or ISFJ energy.
Mostly D’s: The Chaos Bean
These dogs are pure fun. No plan, no filter, just a whole lot of vibes. ESFP or ESTP, 100%.
But Like... Does This Even Matter?
Nope. But also—yeah? In a weird way, thinking about your dog’s personality type actually does help you understand them better. Some dogs are easy to train. Others? Total drama queens. (Looking at you, Loki.)
Honestly, it’s just fun. It gives you one more reason to look at your dog mid-zoomie and say, “You are so weird—and I love you to bits.”
